Archive for December, 2011


At the end of the last blog entry, I promised something about Norwegian traditions and the holiday season.  So here it is.

My family is of Norwegian and Swedish descent.  At least, my Dad’s side of the family is.  My grandparents have both passed away, but my parents, Dad’s siblings, and their progeny proudly carry the torch into the next generation.  For the last several years, we’ve made the lefse at my sister’s house in my hometown, because no one else’s house has enough room for us all…or enough breakers to support the extra load of 3 simlutaneously-running lefse grills!

The process begins before most of us even get there, with the peeling, boiling, and ricing of Lord-only-knows how many pounds of potatoes.  I think there’s a little butter in there, too.  But, at the tender age of 3mbvsth, I have not been made privy to the secret first steps of creating the perfect lefse round.  Once we are all assembled, aproned, given wine, and placed under some ridiculous form of headwear, the assembly line begins.

First, flour is added to the potatoes, one bowl at a time.  Aunt Karen has been the head flour-adder for the last several years.  I took over part of that duty in 2011, but I doubt any of us are actually quite as seasoned at it as she.  Flour is added to the potatoes, and the mixture is formed into small rounds for rolling-out.

Rolling the dough is done with special grooved rolling pins on round, flat boards.  The goal is to roll them about 1/16″-1/8″ thick, and very round.  As you can see in the picture below, my brother Clayt was still getting warmed up.  My perfect circle is unfortunately obscured by the bucket o’flour.  Or else, it’s already on a grill.  In any case, I can show ‘em how it’s done…

Rolling is something we involve all generations in.  Not shown in the photo are Clayt’s sons, Justin and Nolan, (ages 9 and 7, I believe) who are more than likely responsible for the lefse you see on the board.  This year, we had the kids down to the age of 3 under close supervision rolling out lefse.

The next step is cooking the lefse.  You can see my cousin Stacey in the photo above is there at the ready with a lefse stick.  These are used to transfer the lefse from the rolling board to the grill, and then to the finished pile, where it will be left to cool.

The lefse grills are much like a regular griddle, made of either cast iron or aluminum, except they are round and about 18″ in diameter.  They are also very hot–about 450 to 500 degrees.  Each lefse is cooked on one side “until there are 63 bubbles,” then turned with the lefse stick until the other side is done as well.  From there, they are transferred to the cooling pile, and admired by quality control.  Unless they’re the shape of, say, Alaska.  Or California.  Then everybody gets yelled at.

This is what the cooling pile might look like throughout the course of the day.  As we go, someone (usually my Mom and Dad) wraps up the cooled lefse in packages of 10, and we are sent home with a supply that would feed our families for weeks.  I want to say this year, we made 120 rounds.  But it might have been 160….I’m not sure.  Maybe we drank 160 liters of wine…it just seems to all run together sometimes…

If you’ve never tried lefse, I definitely encourage it.  Though it’s not as good as the fresh homemade kind, pick some up at your local grocery store during the holiday season.  I don’t know where to tell you to look, because I never buy the stuff…but it’s great eaten warm with some melted butter and cinammon sugar.  And for the very adventurous, I highly recommend trying it with lutefisk.  But, don’t leave your maiden lutefisk voyage up to your own cooking if you’ve never made it before.  Support your local Lutheran church at their annual lutefisk dinner and let the professionals prepare it for you for the first time.  :-)

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On this day, we honor potato farmers, wineries, and milliners.

At the end of the work, we all sort of look like this:

I will talk about these hats one day in therapy.

 

 

The Legend of the Swedish Christmas Balls

My family has a tradition.

Ok, we have lots of traditions.  Ever since about 1989, we’ve been staying in touch over e-mail.  I’m talking about my extended family–on my Mom’s side.  (The “In-Laws, Outlaws and Offspring” you may have heard of elsewhere on this site.)  Over the last few years, we’ve sort of built a Christmas tradition where each of us sends a picture of our decorated Christmas tree to the rest of the family.  This was my picture from 2010.

 

As this was taken before my Christmas wrapping was done, there were no presents under the tree.  So, in an effort to make it look a little less pathetic, I filled the space with brightly-colored wicker balls.  “What ARE those things?” my family asked.  I was sort of taken aback that no one knew what they were.  And as I explained the heartwarming story to them, so shall I explain it to you.

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As you may know, one of the biggest industries in Sweden (as in other Scandinavian countries) has been sheep farming, for several centuries.  Historically, it was fairly common for Swedish sheep farmers to save part of the previous spring’s wool crop for dyeing/spinning/knitting/etc. during the winter months when it was cold, so they could make sweaters and socks to keep warm, and for Christmas gifts.  As you can imagine then, families in rural Swedish households often had large quantities of yarn.  Because they weren’t very wealthy and lived in small houses, they didn’t have many places to store the yarn, so they incorporated it into their Christmas decorations until it could be used up on that season’s winter clothing.

A couple hundred years ago, Sweden had a large outbreak of disease among its sheep farms.  Flocks died off down to about 10% of their original size, and it took the sheep farming families and the industry several years to recover.  During this time, they came to realize that without storing the yarn in their homes at Christmas time, their decorations seemed sparse.  So, to fill the void, they would weave balls out of sticks and paint them bright colors.  They would place them around the house and pray for the health of their flocks to return and their livelihoods to recover.  It became Swedish tradition to decorate their homes with such balls, and they are thought to bring good fortune in the coming year if they are incorporated into Christmas decorations.

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I had mine under the tree just because that seemed like a good place to put them last year.  This year, they may well end up on an end table.

What are some of your favorite Christmas traditions?  Next week, we explore another Scandinavian Christmas tradition, celebrated by the other side of my family.  (The conversion from potatoes and wine into lefse.)

 

I have a party to plan! My Type-A, organizational side (strangely not evidenced by the appearance of my kitchen) is going, for lack of a better term, apeshit.

I haven’t had so much of this type of fun since…well, that time I got married. You can’t imagine the lists, and you can’t imagine the spreadsheets. It makes me want to write a novelty song.

There will be plenty of time to share the details with all of you, just write January 28 on your calendar, and later, we’ll discuss the rest. Just know that this thing is going to be one rip-roarin’ good time and you’re not going to want to miss it. Save the date, man. Save. The. Date.

Oh!!! And you’ll see, off to the right, that there is a little linky-link that says something about subscribing to the mailing list. DO IT. (Please. If you want.) If you would also be so kind as to include a mailing address, you will receive mailings about the party, and a sweet merch table coupon for use while you’re there, happy, and full of booze.

In other news, I am supremely stoked today because Jordan will come back this weekend. He’s been gone a ton this month, mostly for work, and I am missing him! We have plans once he gets back to do our own “Christmas,” with  a nice dinner and maybe a Christmas movie marathon, featuring classics like “Jingle All The Way” and “Santa Baby” (ABC Family) (Jokes! ) But the idea that I have a boyfriend who doesn’t openly hate “It’s a Wonderful Life” does bring a smile to my face, and leaves that portion of my holiday cheer unsquelched.

I do have a few Christmas gifts to buy, and must admit I haven’t even started my shopping yet.  Or my idea-generating.  So I’d like to rip off some of yours and pass them off as my own. (Cool?)

So then, what is the coolest non-traditional Christmas gift you’ve ever been happy to receive? I frame the question that way, recalling the year my sister told me she’d like the strangest thing I could find on eBay within a specific budget. I’m not sure she was thrilled when I got her two bags of rocks (which, upon much further scrubbing and mining, were supposed to reveal sapphires and rubies, as I recall…) I don’t know that I ever became privy to the outcome of that wild gravel chase, but I do remember that at some point, maybe even that same year, she repaid the thoughtfulness with a CD of “Opera’s Greatest Drinking Songs.”  Joke’s on her, though, because “Drink, Drink, Drink” and the “Anvil Chorus” have made it into the regular rotation on my iPod.

Anyway, I hope you’re all enjoying this holiday season with too much togetherness, too many calories, and the higher-than-average level of hilarity that can only come from being fat and surrounded. :-)

Many lovves,

-Miss Dana

Some Little Victories Feel a LOT Bigger…

So, my e-mail is finally working again! It is now safe to send to danajo@danajoforseth.com.

I hassled a lot of computer-geek friends with a lot of really odd questions, and little by little, untangled the problem. It took almost a month to get it squared away, just a series of simple things that are not in my repertoire of talents. Sheet music and spreadsheets, sheet cakes and bedsheets are all things I can do…but if we leave the world of sheets, I’m in a pickle.

Anyway, thanks to everyone who made themselves available for assistance. It was much appreciated!

Now that that’s fixed, please see the link on the right —> and sign up for my mailing list! I promise I’m not going to spam you, and what I send is likely to be rare, especially at first, but when I have details on the upcoming RELEASE PARTY, I’d like to have a way to let you know about them.

In the meantime, we have a date! January 28, 2012 at the Tap House Lounge. More details to come!

I am uploading the data for my CD to Discmakers as we speak. Cross your fingers that all goes well. I will keep you posted…Happy Wednesday!

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